Stan Drivel

Seems like Chad Ochocinco just can’t win. The former NFL player has been officially charged with domestic battery after head butting his basket ball wife star Evelyn Lozada.

…because everyone knows Evelyn comes with a hefty price of bat shxt crazy. Chad Ochocinco is probably having the worst week of his life because he decided to marry a woman prone to media whorisms.

-_- are you really surprised though? Gossip aunty TMZ is reporting that Evelyn filed legal docs moments ago in Florida, claiming her marriage to Chad Ochocinco is “irretrievably broken.”

I couldn’t make this up if I tired…no really…I couldn’t. Evelyn Lozada is speaking out for the first time since being head butted by her husband Chad Ochocinco and she’s pulling no punches.

…they both lay hands on females. It’s only been 1 month since Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco have been married so it’s quite shocking (not really) that Chad is already laying hands on her.

Evelyn Lozada appeared on Kandi Koated Nights last night and let’s just say she left nothing to the imagination.

Royce Reed is pulling out all the punches to ensure she signs that Season 5 contract.

Evelyn Lozada was featured in Vibe Magazine’s “New Role Model” Cover this week and i’m almost certain it sent black people back 100 years.